"making out in Anne Frank’s house isn’t disrespectful it’s a METAPHOR because we’re so DEEP and INSIGHTFUL and EXISTENTIAL check out these cigarettes I purchased literally for the sole intention of looking like an asshole wow rich white cis girl kissing rich white cis boy in a place meant to stand as a memorial to a literal Holocaust victim, so PROGRESSIVE and SYMBOLIC" -summary of the fault in our stars by me
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT